It dawned on me that the internets (a title bestowed on Netroots Exhibit Hall's SSID), an unsecured network filled with public packages, are just waiting for your Freddy Krueger shank fingers to stab into the neon orange Netroots data now flowing like R Kelly at a high school prom. Hopefully acknowledging Elon James White's existence didn't escalate you to the point of imploding yet because there are a lot of other variables here you may not be used to in infiltrating our "series of tubes" and sessions. Like the "uncouth" exchange of facts.
You also may not be used to all the hysterical women here involving themselves in politics, just bleeding all over men's affairs. It's alright, if you take it one day at a time you might just make it back to tell your superiors that they have to just keep doing what they're best at to counter all this Netroots liberal bias: lying.
While you sit in our sessions lay back and relax; If we identify you we won't be taking part in the same Christian backed reaction from a right-wing convention. We won't spit on you, use poorly grammatical picket signs to swat you with and tout racist slurs (or should we say, reverse racist?). No, we won't shoot you either. Just note if we ask you for your papers, we're giving you a taste of your own medicine - that is if you don't have a pre-existing condition.
Note of advice, if you're trying to process all the epileptic light shows of charts and logic you might want to find a pair of sunglasses to ease off the sensory overload. Be careful not to leave them on when you get back to headquarters or you might notice a slight change of appearance that may cause you to think you're in a Rowdy Roddy Piper movie.
Thanks for the visit and don't hit yourself on the way out.
Cordially,
Leaflet
- Thanks to storm warning for the grand idea to make this delectable vent of a post.
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