(You know this is for Rick Scott, right?)
Liberty Partners, $25,000
(It turns out they don't like liberty very much)
United Automobile Insurance Co., $25,000
(Insuring cars before people since 1922)
FL Optometrists Association*, $25,000
(We don't care if you're blind, unless you mean literally)
The Villages, $25,000
(I knew this was an M.Night Shyamalan movie)
Sun Corn, Inc., $25,000
(Great to know an ingredient that's in everything doesn't want to be bothered by "big government standards")
Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, $25,000
(I prefer Dunder Mifflin)
Progress Energy, $25,000
(Doesn't Scott use the word progress as double-speak for "socialism?")
Florida Transportation Builders’ Association, Inc., $25,000
(Now we can build a bridge to nowhere in FL - I can see Cuba from my house!)
21st Century Oncology, LLC, $25,000
(By next year they can call themselves 12th Century Alchemy LLC)
Office Depot, $25,000
(Rick Scott didn't remember that Staples carries the "easy" button)
USAA, $25,000
("Real" Americans say America twice)
Mosaic Fertilizer, LLC, $15,000
(...Too easy)
Guarantee Insurance Company, $10,000
(I guarantee that we can't guarantee anything)
Keiser University, $10,000
(Keiser is the top 12! ... for online universities)
Wal-Mart Stores, Inc., $10,000
(Who did Scott appoint for Emergency Management? Bryan Koon, who works for Walmart. Maybe we can union-bust storms for trying to happen simultaneously)
Preferred Medical Plan, $10,000
(You'll prefer us because we tell you to)
Richard Beard, $5,000
(What are you, a lumberjack?)
Hoe Brown, $5,000
(Just like wasting the cash, don't you Hoe? I just couldn't help myself)
ABC Liquors, Inc., $5,000
(If there's one thing Florida will collectively need after Scott is in office, it's whiskey)
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Full list of donors here
Sources:
FPC
Scott Carroll Inaugural
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